2018/09/19: Notifications are no longer used to notify you of anything—they’re used by apps to beg for attention.
Facebook appears to be increasingly sending meaningless notifications to people who use the site less and less in hopes of enticing them back to it.
Twitter, a platform where literally anyone on Earth can pick a fight with you at any time of day and deliver it directly to your phone’s lock screen.
Doctorow: I have trained all the people who can send me messages using those protocols that the only time to send me a message over them is when something is extremely time-sensitive. I check in on everything else (email, Twitter mentions, etc) several times a day, but I don't have anything, on any of my devices, that interrupts me to tell me that someone, somewhere is thinking about me.